I get up, she jumps up at me to be fed, I feed her, she meows.

Then she goes onto the windowsill and climbs inside the curtain lining for a bit before flopping down on her side with only one ear and one eye poking out, and stares at me with a creepy, glazed expression before falling asleep (and snoring).

At some point during her nap, she pulls back the curtain with one paw, like “ta-da!”, and scares the crap out of me.